1. When you just want them to go the f to sleep
2. When you make a gourmet meal for a kid who only eats chicken nuggets
3. When trying to convince them to just taste it
4. When you’re willing to pay them just to try it
5. When you tell them for the 876th time not to touch something
6. When they won’t stop fighting
7. When you have no idea how their room got this bad
8. When you just want 5 minutes alone
9. When you want them to
Please. Stop. Talking.
10. When you know you talk to walls
11. When you find strange sticky substances
12. When your kid brings home a new “pet”
13. When you can’t seem to teach them to pee IN the toilet
14. When they’ve mastered peeing in the toilet, but just leave it there
15. When you don’t know if you should be disgusted or proud
16. When they finally push you too far
17. When you know, no matter what, you love those little heathens
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